Monthly Archive: January 2018
I’ve got my Black Hooligan Snot Camouflage; which makes me look like a mentally deficient moron
Amazing accurate but snotty review of this smelly, suffocating, crime-fashion Black-Hooligan-Snot-Camouflage-outfit thing
300.000 followers who don’t even like me
This morning I woke up with a rash in the corner of my right eyelid and with a 300.000 counter on my Instagram account
Giant killing Frisbee flew around to destroy our window and snatch my head
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
Suppressed Tarot Reader
Whether you like it or not; sometimes unwanted interests are going to impose to you anyway until you accept them.
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
