Beating up your friends house
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
Monthly Archive: March 2022
When bread destroys you and naked oat abandons you
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
People will remain stupid until the end of time
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was an unknown talking specie
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Kim Kardashian begging for food
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her...
Please Let Me Know
Hi Future People. I hope you got my first letter; because I am not sure if I am wasting my time writing you a second letter. Maybe your future is so advanced; you perhaps...
The real Harry Potter
You know: some things in life you just have to play back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth like until your head...
Peeing talking to a chicken
Me talking to a chicken or peeing in my pants: it all depends on how you look at it. But why would you be so insane to talk to a chicken. So I guess...
