Je Favoriete Chaotische Koppel is Terug!
Englisch translation Mensjes van het internet, maak je klaar want het meest epische, chaotische en hot-mess koppel van het universum is TERUG na een miljard jaar van radiostilte. Ja, je leest het goed. We...
Category: Chaos of Life
Chaos of Life
Your Favorite Chaotic Couple is Back!
Dutch translation People of the Internet, brace yourselves because the universe’s most epically chaotic, hot-mess couple is BACK from what can only be described as a billion years of radio silence. Yep, you read...
Zijn Mungbonen levensreddende kleine monsters?
English translation Mungbonen, ‘wat in hemelsnaam zijn Mungbonen’; was de allereerste reactie die ik had toen ik half dood in mijn bed lag in de zomer van 2013. Dat jaar zou mijn persoonlijke geschiedenisboek...
Are Mung beans life saving little monsters?
Dutch translation Mung beans, ‘what the Bleep are Mung beans’; was the very first ever reaction I had when I sat half dead in my bed in the summer of 2013. That particular year...
I Identify as Stuttering Incoherent Canary
I feel like I owe you an apology for being such a chaotic babble aunty. Not that I owe you one; it’s more that I owe myself one. Its me not you. When I...
The Freedom Head Barbecue
And then came the moment of the freedom head barbecue you never thought would came; but apparently it did on Liberation Day May 5, during the national freedom feast of the Netherlands. Allthough I...
How would it have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse
Do you ever fantasize how it would have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse?That is without the knowledge of being family. Just like in ‘Back to the...
Getting on my nerves
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
When You’re Utterly Terrified Of Celebrities
I’ve been around for half a century (and six years) and besides thousands of boys bands and mixed bands, there have been little girls pop groups in the world that I have been aware...
Beating up your friends house
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
What if I was an unknown talking specie
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Please Let Me Know
Hi Future People. I hope you got my first letter; because I am not sure if I am wasting my time writing you a second letter. Maybe your future is so advanced; you perhaps...
