Stuck in 2021
Have you ever been teleported to an entire different era? Well if you did: you got a problem. A huge one if you ask me. Coming from a different time-zone in space and time...
Category: Unplanned Idiocy
Eating towels (is way better than hamburgers)
Imagine you are a snake, maybe you even already are one and maybe not. So you are a Python, you know a teenage Python, so you’re not too small and not yet an adult...
Hypnotized by alpacas
If you ever want to experience a relaxed walk and a good conversation from a beautiful, cute and intelligent creature: then don’t come to me. LOL. Then go to an Alpaca resort (one where...
Too Much Respect
I would never have thought in my life that giving too much respect to certain people would cause the death of an animal
What a f****** joke
Some narratives are wrongly milked out by the main stream media because it fits their goals.
The real Explanation of Quick
Aside stress, rushing things in life is one of my most encountered enemies. I totally have no clue why I had to rush through life that quick in everything I’ve done. It is not...
Mini Skeleton Cave
What bizarre things we could learn more from an ancient risky massive shrunken mini skeleton cave than school The following seemingly innocent little excursion, teached me to always trust your intuition and if you...
Steal item
When you want to steal this; but it’s too heavy Wanted to borrow this one the other day in a restaurants toilet hangout, but I couldn’t get it unstuck and I think it would...
CUT!
Producing KidsTV (Kinderjournaal.nl) and harrassing celebrities such as on the red carpet belongs to the past for me since 12 years. Lucky celebs. And because TV aspirations goes where it wants to go I...
Sexy Bite Tip
There comes a time in everyone’s life that you are perfectly aware of how to present yourself to the outside world in the most effective possible way. Mostly when you are 50+ and almost...
When you don’t know if you want to laugh or cry
When you don’t know if your selfie is sexy enough for human eyes
How to undead a Butterfly
It’s Summer time, Corona times and also Butterfly time. Corona times doesn’t prevent insects from flying insane routes which can be extremely exhausting for them and occasionally they are totally weakened and need a...
Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
Something with poses and scratch-proof for savvy shoppers
I came across this thing this morning. A colored brick.Yes.I like the purple one.But the orange-like one, suits my website more. It seems to be a yoga-brick-thing. A yoga block in seven colors. That...
Sudden Insane Jaws 2 like Cat-Bird garden attack panic happening and how we eventually prevented bird brain flying around
You want to know why on earth you have to keep your keys in the back door of your house?
What to do with an insane pushy seller when you have no money
Imagine snooping around in a curiosity store and getting attacked by the most annoying seller ever. Most fanatic, most ambitious and most annoying seller I’ve ever seen Do you remember my blog about my...
Evaluation 12 years Twitter
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
Are You Bored?
Are you bored in these confusing times? After reading my ridiculous boring blog you maybe are able to solve it. Otherwise you’ll grow bzzzrammagftufts
I’m BACK
Hi! ✋I’m back.Yep.It has been a while. October, 2, 2018.The day after ‘they’ ruined my website. Yep. I strongly prefer the word ‘they’ because if I use ‘that other word’ my site maybe in...
My 1st SpiritBox session ghost tells me: “F*** you”
For those who don’t know me very good: I am scary. Yes I am. I thought I warn you on forehand so you can choose to run now.I have been in the paranormal as...
