Category: Unplanned Idiocy
The ‘when life isn’t what you expected to be Look’
I have been nice to people for a really long time (my whole life), unless you mess with me, then I’ll mess back; but now (I mean in the context of I’ve really woken...
Blue Check Mark followed me
So once in a while I feel very important on Twitter. I should be; I am there since the last 10 years. I am a total Twitter-veteran with the lowest Tweet volume ever. Anyway...
I’ve got my Black Hooligan Snot Camouflage; which makes me look like a mentally deficient moron
Amazing accurate but snotty review of this smelly, suffocating, crime-fashion Black-Hooligan-Snot-Camouflage-outfit thing
Giant killing Frisbee flew around to destroy our window and snatch my head
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
Attic full of inspector ghosts
The whole week turned out to become a week of all horrific dead bear sounds, sucking iPhone battery ghosts, creepy feelings and flying illuminated bulgy eyes all over the place.
Fake Christmas botox long ear rabbit
Daughter sent me a DM with this pic of a long ear rabbit. Thing. Looks like a tremendously depressed pet who flew too much and now his ears need some time out or even...
Caught in the Christmas shop
Rough copy of casual situation when I went into the Christmas shop while husband is getting the car to go home.
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
When your husband is a (clumsy) thief
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
When you’re busy and don’t know what the Blieb you’re texting
Sometimes when I read back what I texted people, IF I text people at all, because I hate texting and I hate useless conversations, but if I do I often think by myself ‘what...
My family wants me to dress like a retarded gnome gangster
I am the type of person who has got this ‘fragile-sinus-construction-glued-to-her-face’ kind of girl (or meanwhile maybe it is middle aged woman) and gets sick whenever the cold air is in town or whenever...
To split or not to split up a 17min-read blog?
I just wrote a 17min-read blog with 4584 words; should I split it up or not?
I think she suspects something
You want to have a great tip how not to get discovered by your humans when you’re blogging?
Juicy glass of boiled e-coli chlorine tapwater
E-coli hysteria in town Since four days I live in a city (80.000) where people overnight in front of supermarkets, accelerate their shopping trolleys to knock over their fellow citizen and aim for the...
Fight against psychic abilities
Imagine you have some psychic abilities. But in fact: you DON’T want to have them. How do you deal with that?
