Getting on my nerves
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
Celesta All About Life Blog
When You’re Utterly Terrified Of Celebrities
I’ve been around for half a century (and six years) and besides thousands of boys bands and mixed bands, there have been little girls pop groups in the world that I have been aware...
This video shows me lying
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
Beating up your friends house
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
When bread destroys you and naked oat abandons you
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
People will remain stupid until the end of time
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was an unknown talking specie
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Kim Kardashian begging for food
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her...
Please Let Me Know
Hi Future People. I hope you got my first letter; because I am not sure if I am wasting my time writing you a second letter. Maybe your future is so advanced; you perhaps...
The real Harry Potter
You know: some things in life you just have to play back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth like until your head...
Peeing talking to a chicken
Me talking to a chicken or peeing in my pants: it all depends on how you look at it. But why would you be so insane to talk to a chicken. So I guess...
Stuck in 2021
Have you ever been teleported to an entire different era? Well if you did: you got a problem. A huge one if you ask me. Coming from a different time-zone in space and time...
Eating towels (is way better than hamburgers)
Imagine you are a snake, maybe you even already are one and maybe not. So you are a Python, you know a teenage Python, so you’re not too small and not yet an adult...
Hypnotized by alpacas
If you ever want to experience a relaxed walk and a good conversation from a beautiful, cute and intelligent creature: then don’t come to me. LOL. Then go to an Alpaca resort (one where...
Too Much Respect
I would never have thought in my life that giving too much respect to certain people would cause the death of an animal
What a f****** joke
Some narratives are wrongly milked out by the main stream media because it fits their goals.
Flying Star Wars Pencils
Keep hands over your ears (or maybe over your eyes) to protect you from what I am about to say (write) now: I hate Star Wars. Yes really; I’m sorry. For you. Not for...
The real Explanation of Quick
Aside stress, rushing things in life is one of my most encountered enemies. I totally have no clue why I had to rush through life that quick in everything I’ve done. It is not...
Mini Skeleton Cave
What bizarre things we could learn more from an ancient risky massive shrunken mini skeleton cave than school The following seemingly innocent little excursion, teached me to always trust your intuition and if you...
Steal item
When you want to steal this; but it’s too heavy Wanted to borrow this one the other day in a restaurants toilet hangout, but I couldn’t get it unstuck and I think it would...
