300.000 followers who don’t even like me
This morning I woke up with a rash in the corner of my right eyelid and with a 300.000 counter on my Instagram account
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Giant killing Frisbee flew around to destroy our window and snatch my head
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
Suppressed Tarot Reader
Whether you like it or not; sometimes unwanted interests are going to impose to you anyway until you accept them.
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
Past year’s life lesson: Love= hot choco kitten poo stuff on the wall
Towards the end of each year it is always fun to ask the Tarot what had been your life lesson of that particular year. If there is at all any or at least somewhere covered under a lot of failures.
Attic full of inspector ghosts
The whole week turned out to become a week of all horrific dead bear sounds, sucking iPhone battery ghosts, creepy feelings and flying illuminated bulgy eyes all over the place.
Fake Christmas botox long ear rabbit
Daughter sent me a DM with this pic of a long ear rabbit. Thing. Looks like a tremendously depressed pet who flew too much and now his ears need some time out or even...
Caught in the Christmas shop
Rough copy of casual situation when I went into the Christmas shop while husband is getting the car to go home.
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
When your husband is a (clumsy) thief
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
I am a coffee expert without coffee blog: WHY?
Coffee expert without coffee blog explains when not to blog and when you have to have a blog.
When you’re busy and don’t know what the Blieb you’re texting
Sometimes when I read back what I texted people, IF I text people at all, because I hate texting and I hate useless conversations, but if I do I often think by myself ‘what...
My family wants me to dress like a retarded gnome gangster
I am the type of person who has got this ‘fragile-sinus-construction-glued-to-her-face’ kind of girl (or meanwhile maybe it is middle aged woman) and gets sick whenever the cold air is in town or whenever...
Don’t take life too serious; including your selfies
Do you ever ask yourself, between taking selfies, what Life exactly is meant for? Do you dare to read further? Well if you don’t: be sure to stumble today and take the most viral picture ever while lying with you nose in a turd. Success.
To split or not to split up a 17min-read blog?
I just wrote a 17min-read blog with 4584 words; should I split it up or not?
I think she suspects something
You want to have a great tip how not to get discovered by your humans when you’re blogging?
Juicy glass of boiled e-coli chlorine tapwater
E-coli hysteria in town Since four days I live in a city (80.000) where people overnight in front of supermarkets, accelerate their shopping trolleys to knock over their fellow citizen and aim for the...
