Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
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When to know you exaggerate your new alarming Corona sterile tic to protect your body while entering an air conditioned restaurant
So if anybody should know when or when not to keep yourself save from Corona-madness wearing twenty layers of face mask or not; It definitely for 800% would be me. Trust me. I have a 27 year long history of immune system deficiency retardation.
Sudden Insane Jaws 2 like Cat-Bird garden attack panic happening and how we eventually prevented bird brain flying around
You want to know why on earth you have to keep your keys in the back door of your house?
What to do with an insane pushy seller when you have no money
Imagine snooping around in a curiosity store and getting attacked by the most annoying seller ever. Most fanatic, most ambitious and most annoying seller I’ve ever seen Do you remember my blog about my...
Evaluation 12 years Twitter
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
Are You Bored?
Are you bored in these confusing times? After reading my ridiculous boring blog you maybe are able to solve it. Otherwise you’ll grow bzzzrammagftufts
Selena Gomez meets Celesta (sort of)
So I’m back to my old job again, but now it’s actually me in front of the camera’s; which I’m not very sure if that’s a good idea. I interviewed a ton of celebs...
The most discussed cow ever in history
The most discussed cow ever in the history of the Netherlands
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
How to exclude your hidden psychic eye when you are in Tarot business
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up realizing you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
Segway daycare child transport full of bored kids
Little children from the daycare center being entertained by bored looking actually SuperStars-wannabe girls tempting to push a segway daycare child transport full of also bored kids through town
You got me confused James!
Is everything alright James? Are you maybe slightly a bit sicky? Do I need to call you? What have I done to you? Is it my nose? Or maybe I’m too crazy? Or because I know Justin Bieber. I don’t know. How can we solve this?
Best Faceversary ever with free not-concussions and chopped off thumb and all
After a weekend of high fever and also a sick husband and sick cat; the new week started on Monday, 5 o’clock in the morning at the sound of what looked like a huge...
Coming Up Soon
Coming soon on Celesta.nl 👉👉👉THE CCC SHOW You wouldn’t want to miss that for the world So start subscribing and/or follow me as soon as you can: like in NOW, so you don’t miss...
Blue Check Mark followed me
So once in a while I feel very important on Twitter. I should be; I am there since the last 10 years. I am a total Twitter-veteran with the lowest Tweet volume ever. Anyway...
Suppressed Tarot Reader
Whether you like it or not; sometimes unwanted interests are going to impose to you anyway until you accept them.
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
