Sexy Bite Tip
There comes a time in everyone’s life that you are perfectly aware of how to present yourself to the outside world in the most effective possible way. Mostly when you are 50+ and almost...
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Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
18 Questions To Get To Know Yourself Better
Be honest with yourself about who you are Do you ever ask yourself why most of successful people in the world are traveling quite happy through life? The direct answer to that is because...
Evaluation 12 years Twitter
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
Are You Bored?
Are you bored in these confusing times? After reading my ridiculous boring blog you maybe are able to solve it. Otherwise you’ll grow bzzzrammagftufts
I’m BACK
Hi! ✋I’m back.Yep.It has been a while. October, 2, 2018.The day after ‘they’ ruined my website. Yep. I strongly prefer the word ‘they’ because if I use ‘that other word’ my site maybe in...
Selena Gomez meets Celesta (sort of)
So I’m back to my old job again, but now it’s actually me in front of the camera’s; which I’m not very sure if that’s a good idea. I interviewed a ton of celebs...
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
We went in the cave as crazy girls; we got out (thank god) as even more crazier
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
How to exclude your hidden psychic eye when you are in Tarot business
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up realizing you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
29 years of blieping (read: f*cking) entrepreneurship
This year it has been 29 years since Jack and I started our own (coffee import) business and I must say it was one hell of a roller coaster experience so far.
Celesta’s Celeb Chat (CCC)
The microphone and I go along way back (I mean a looooong way); we met when I was approximately two and since then I’ve got this protruding arm movement which has the tendency swishing...
Best Faceversary ever with free not-concussions and chopped off thumb and all
After a weekend of high fever and also a sick husband and sick cat; the new week started on Monday, 5 o’clock in the morning at the sound of what looked like a huge...
The ‘when life isn’t what you expected to be Look’
I have been nice to people for a really long time (my whole life), unless you mess with me, then I’ll mess back; but now (I mean in the context of I’ve really woken...
Coming Up Soon
Coming soon on Celesta.nl 👉👉👉THE CCC SHOW You wouldn’t want to miss that for the world So start subscribing and/or follow me as soon as you can: like in NOW, so you don’t miss...
I’ve got my Black Hooligan Snot Camouflage; which makes me look like a mentally deficient moron
Amazing accurate but snotty review of this smelly, suffocating, crime-fashion Black-Hooligan-Snot-Camouflage-outfit thing
Giant killing Frisbee flew around to destroy our window and snatch my head
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
