{"id":2711,"date":"2017-06-12T17:35:59","date_gmt":"2017-06-12T15:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=2711"},"modified":"2022-03-07T12:31:58","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T11:31:58","slug":"dont-tell-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/dont-tell-anyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t tell anyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_2727\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_4742.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2727\" width=\"280\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Blogging cat\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_4742.jpg\" title=\"Cat working mode\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_4742.jpg 349w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_4742-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2727\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Working mode<\/p><\/div>Hello &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. eh .. hello! Is somebody there? I don&#8217;t know if anybody can hear me, but I try it anyway. I just found this thing which you can tap on; you know the thing with the apple on it. I see my new family tapping on it all the time and I thought hey what they can do; I can do too.&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo what are you all doing up here? Is this some kind of illegal gathering club of bored humans?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No problem you know; I&#8217;m here to change all that haha. So don&#8217;t skip this blog because after this one I will take you on my many naughty adventures in my new family. You will be witnessing how I can make my new humans go cuckoo, for as far as they weren&#8217;t already.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You see I am totally new in the family since the end of January and I know nothing about the weird behavior of these human beings which surprises me mostly.&nbsp;<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you agree that we cats or kittens, which I technically still am, do &nbsp;communicate with eachother for real: we meow face to face. Cat face to cat face and not like humans use facebook or facetime which I find rather aloof. That way we always can approach eachother with true honesty; whether we like one another or scratch eachothers eyes out right in the cat face.<\/p>\n<p>But hey; they all are humans and they are in title to communicate however they want to ofcourse. They really don&#8217;t have to listen to some inexperienced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.best-cat-art.com\/Persian-cats.html\">black shaded golden Persian<\/a> kitten ofcourse.<br \/>\nThat brings us to the chapter of who I am; so let me introduce myself to you. My name is Isabella Mesa Verde and I was born on 16 October 2016 in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catterymesaverde.nl\">Cattery Mesa Verde<\/a> in The <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Netherlands\">Netherlands<\/a>. 27 January 2017 my new mistress came to pick me up so I could live with her and her family.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have a brother and a sister, <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/BUGdeMAglvv\/\">Amor<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/BUpHWfJgt1J\/\">Anastasia<\/a>; my sweet sis&nbsp;stayed there to live permanently at the cattery. They said I could visit her whenever I want to and I am planning to in the future.&nbsp;<br \/>\nMeantime I really enjoy my moving here and really like these new people. They really have a thing with the word &#8216;awwweeee&#8217; you know. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s up with that, but I have the idea I have a lot to do with it.<\/p>\n<p>Also all day they are pointing this mobile thing at me which they seem to call &#8216;Eyephone&#8217;. I hardly can look up or there is that thing again staring at my face. I guess that&#8217;s why they call it Eye-phone. But hey I can live with that; as long as I can use this other device on which I am tapping right now; I will tolerate it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t tell them though! I don&#8217;t know if they still let me use this thing if they find out. And I&#8217;m very enthusiastic about getting to know you all at the other side of this handy device. I am planning on writing more around here about my adventures here in my new home.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So don&#8217;t tell anyone of them I use their &#8216;apple thing&#8217;! &#x1f63a;&#x263a;&#xfe0f;&#x1f609;<\/p>\n<p>By the way: I added a photo of me (as shown above) where I nearly got caught writing on this first blog. So I secretly switched devices afterwards and on this picture I just acted like a normal cat; but ofcourse I am not. Next time I will tell you about the little trick I use so I&#8217;m not getting caught.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/isabellacutiecat\">Follow me on Instagram<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCKpRtpytZTn0ZxOhFwO0fkw\">Follow me on YouTube<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/goldenisabella\">Follow me on Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;all day they are pointing this mobile thing at me which you seem to call &#8216;Eyephone&#8217;. 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