{"id":3714,"date":"2018-03-22T08:59:51","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T07:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=3714"},"modified":"2020-07-14T10:32:41","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T08:32:41","slug":"knocked-out-on-the-not-concussion-botox-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/knocked-out-on-the-not-concussion-botox-spot\/","title":{"rendered":"Knocked out on the not-concussion-botox-spot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-3713\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_8764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/>When you just <a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/best-faceversary-ever-with-free-not-concussions-and-chopped-off-thumb-and-all\/\">recovered an almost concussion<\/a> and your husband, while watching your ipad in bed, almost hits you with his elbow at the very point where last week still was this huge botox spot but not at the spot you wanted it to be. 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