{"id":3733,"date":"2018-03-28T19:31:08","date_gmt":"2018-03-28T17:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=3733"},"modified":"2018-03-31T09:24:28","modified_gmt":"2018-03-31T07:24:28","slug":"night-dilemmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/night-dilemmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Night dilemma&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9347-e1522480871614.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3752 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9347-e1522480871614.jpg\" alt=\"When you woke up at 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"529\" \/><\/a>02:07 uhh woww this is some kind of exotic country &lt;while bathing in my sweat&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Oh: it&#8217;s one of my hormone disturbance attacks<\/p>\n<p>02:10 petting the kitty<\/p>\n<p><i>Vision from under blankets:<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3740 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_9147-e1522340837917.jpg\" alt=\"Vision from under blankets\" width=\"150\" height=\"267\" \/><\/p>\n<p>02:17 shall I snapchat? Or Tweet? Facebook&#8230; Instagram&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>02:20 I could work now..<\/p>\n<p>02:22 hey, where did my mirror go? I wrapped grandma&#8217;s old mirror in bubble plastic (over from precious cat toys gifts) to put in the attic so I can preserve it for later ages to look in<\/p>\n<p>Where did Jack put it?<\/p>\n<p>Argghh: I have to ask<\/p>\n<p>I have to know<\/p>\n<p>Now<\/p>\n<p>Really<\/p>\n<p>Oh<\/p>\n<p>But i cant ask<\/p>\n<p>He is asleep<\/p>\n<p>I have to poke him<\/p>\n<p>He usually sputters some incoherent tweedle rubbish<\/p>\n<p>He probably answers something like: &#8220;yes in the refrigerator&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>02:30 itchy eyes<\/p>\n<p>&lt;sanding heavy handed with fingers in eyes&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Nooo i cant rubb<\/p>\n<p>Then i end up looking like a <a href=\"http:\/\/mentalfloss.com\/article\/57564\/9-facts-about-mata-mata-weirdest-turtle-ever\">Matamata<\/a> Matamata who has <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Xylella_fastidiosa\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Xylella fastidiosa<\/a><\/p>\n<p>02:33 petting cat again<\/p>\n<p>02:37 hungry<\/p>\n<p>02:40 does loose-skin-underarm-fitness in bed by throwing arms up in the air and down not knowing if that does the trick, but feels like big achievements<\/p>\n<p>02:42 scrolls up and down notebook pondering what else to write<\/p>\n<p>Well this night again turned out pretty nice &lt;sarcastic&gt;: looking like shitty crap again tomorrow. With extra wrinkles included.<\/p>\n<p>Advantage of this is that you get them for free<\/p>\n<p>02:45 cough<\/p>\n<p>Trying to wake up huspup in the most subtle natural way<\/p>\n<p>Nope<\/p>\n<p>03:18 going back to sleep now<\/p>\n<p>I think<\/p>\n<p>I think<\/p>\n<p>I think<\/p>\n<p>I think<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>I think<\/p>\n<p>Petting the kitty again before I go back to sleep<\/p>\n<p>I think<\/p>\n<p>Petting the kitty&#8217;s behind.<\/p>\n<p>Last time I petted her; this was her head?!<\/p>\n<p>Laughing in middle of the night<\/p>\n<p>Haha; oh well; can happen<\/p>\n<p>Still hungry<\/p>\n<p>Going back to sleep now<\/p>\n<p>Hungry and all<\/p>\n<p>Well at least I had a bit of fun<\/p>\n<p>With the cat&#8217;s behind, that is<\/p>\n<p>Which I petted and thought it was her head<\/p>\n<p>Haha<\/p>\n<p>Haha<\/p>\n<p>Haha<\/p>\n<p>Nighty night<\/p>\n<p>Or is it morning already<\/p>\n<p>Nooe: 03:24<\/p>\n<p>Where did i put my lip balsam?<\/p>\n<p>I had it in my trousers and it has to be on my night cabinet<\/p>\n<p>Crawling over husband&#8217;s face to reach night cabinet<\/p>\n<p>Grabbing blindly<\/p>\n<p>Oh there it is<\/p>\n<p>Now back to sleep<\/p>\n<p>Petting Isa one more time. Again her behind; again she turned around<\/p>\n<p>Does she do this on purpose??!!<\/p>\n<p>Sleep well<\/p>\n<p>Somebody is screaming real loud outside<\/p>\n<p>It is scaring the hell out of me<\/p>\n<p>SHUT UP<\/p>\n<p>I HAVE TO SLEEP<\/p>\n<p>05:05 still awake, but maybe sleep is kicking in now<\/p>\n<p>05:06 writing in my sleep: I&#8217;m asleep&#8230;..I think<\/p>\n<p>06:10 very loud cat snoring and abrupt disturbed my only 60 minutes old night sleep + wide awake again<\/p>\n<p>06:11 back to sleep<\/p>\n<p>06:30 startled by the iphone wake up call<\/p>\n<p>Yes 06:30 I always wake up at that time<\/p>\n<p>Even on Saturdays<\/p>\n<p>But usually I don&#8217;t need an alarm because I have my own build in alarm system; but this morning it didn&#8217;t work that well<\/p>\n<p>For more rubbish you can take the risk here:<\/p>\n<p>[email-subscribers namefield=&#8221;NO&#8221; desc=&#8221;&#8221; group=&#8221;Public&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you woke up at 2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3753,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2,1],"tags":[682,804,514,592,517,547,805,806,557,759,782,667,769,800,707,799,802,803,797,798,801],"class_list":["post-3733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","category-crap","category-whos-gonna-read-this-anyway","tag-682","tag-at-night","tag-blog","tag-blogger","tag-blogging","tag-blogs","tag-dilemma","tag-dilemmas","tag-funny","tag-funny-blog","tag-funny-blogs","tag-humor","tag-humorous","tag-humorous-blogs","tag-humour","tag-insomnia","tag-me-and-myself","tag-night","tag-sleeping","tag-sleepless","tag-talking-to-myself"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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