{"id":4691,"date":"2022-01-08T10:49:51","date_gmt":"2022-01-08T09:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=4691"},"modified":"2022-03-07T13:01:22","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T12:01:22","slug":"cut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/cut\/","title":{"rendered":"CUT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3431.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3431-632x880.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4746\" width=\"158\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3431-632x880.jpg 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3431-768x1069.jpg 768w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3431.jpg 824w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 158px) 100vw, 158px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Producing KidsTV (Kinderjournaal.nl) and harrassing celebrities such as on the red carpet belongs to the past for me since 12 years. 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