{"id":4725,"date":"2022-01-07T12:52:17","date_gmt":"2022-01-07T11:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=4725"},"modified":"2022-03-07T13:01:33","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T12:01:33","slug":"sexy-bite-tip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/sexy-bite-tip\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Bite Tip"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3387.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3387-632x826.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4726\" width=\"158\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3387-632x826.jpg 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3387.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 158px) 100vw, 158px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>sexy bite<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>There comes a time in everyone\u2019s life that you are perfectly aware of how to present yourself to the outside world in the most effective possible way. Mostly when you are 50+ and almost rotten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It doesn\u2019t matter if you are dumped at the supermarket while sticking 2 carrots (or tampons) up your nose, married or only are busy with yourself not seeking ever for relationships because who likes people screaming to people \u201cI\u2019m an alien and I like carrots! (or tampons). You just know how to look your best and in an ultimate sexy way; except nobody knows exactly why, but we follow along anyway. So here is my SexyTip for you. 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