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When you want to steal this; but it\u2019s too heavy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wanted to borrow this one the other day in a restaurants toilet hangout, but I couldn’t get it unstuck and I think it would have been heavy anyway to drag along, down the stairs, through the etablishment all the way to the parking lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LESSON: go earn more money to get your own unique raw sink washbowl thing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When you want to steal this; but it\u2019s too heavy Wanted to borrow this one the other day in a restaurants toilet hangout, but I couldn’t get it unstuck and I think it would...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4758,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[514,1084,517,547,1080,1081,1078,1079,1083,1082,1085],"class_list":["post-4754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crap","category-whos-gonna-read-this-anyway","tag-blog","tag-blog-about-nothing","tag-blogging","tag-blogs","tag-item","tag-sink","tag-steal","tag-steal-item","tag-totally-stupid-blog","tag-wasbak","tag-who-cares"],"yoast_head":"\nSteal item - 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