{"id":4936,"date":"2022-03-01T16:49:42","date_gmt":"2022-03-01T15:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=4936"},"modified":"2023-08-13T15:32:44","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T13:32:44","slug":"peeing-talking-to-a-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/peeing-talking-to-a-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Peeing talking to a chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Me talking to a chicken or peeing in my pants: it all depends on how you look at it.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

But why would you be so insane to talk to a chicken. So I guess this leaves us with the possible fact that this is a picture of me peeing in my pants. Which would be awkward to post on social media.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also why would you take a picture of a peeing-in-her-pants-person. Totally no reason for that. So maybe I should tell you that this is really a picture of me talking to a chicken which on itself is very awkward as well.
The picture is taken five years ago, so I really can\u2019t tell you anymore what the conversation was about between the chicken and me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probably it was something like \u201cwhy am I talking to your behind, chick; I\u2019m trying to make a social media post and you are making me look like I\u2019m peeing my pants here\u201d. Or: \u201cwhat am I doing here and why am I standing this awkward\u201d. Something along the line of: \u201cif you are not talking to me soon; I\u2019m going to talk to the other chickens\u201d is very likely too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyhoo it\u2019s an awkward picture, but life is too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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