{"id":4942,"date":"2022-03-03T19:20:26","date_gmt":"2022-03-03T18:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=4942"},"modified":"2022-03-17T10:40:31","modified_gmt":"2022-03-17T09:40:31","slug":"the-real-harry-potter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/the-real-harry-potter\/","title":{"rendered":"The real Harry Potter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/29747818-D7AF-4BD1-BC5E-6A096FEB7D2F.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/29747818-D7AF-4BD1-BC5E-6A096FEB7D2F-632x905.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4946\" width=\"158\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/29747818-D7AF-4BD1-BC5E-6A096FEB7D2F-632x905.jpeg 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/29747818-D7AF-4BD1-BC5E-6A096FEB7D2F-768x1100.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/29747818-D7AF-4BD1-BC5E-6A096FEB7D2F.jpeg 828w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 158px) 100vw, 158px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Magic Man<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">You know: some things in life you just have to play back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth like until your head has turned itself 180 degrees and is just where you always wanted it to be. 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