{"id":498,"date":"2012-02-01T13:45:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T11:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/blog\/celblog\/?p=498"},"modified":"2012-02-01T13:45:04","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T11:45:04","slug":"opzouten-naar-syberie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/opzouten-naar-syberie\/","title":{"rendered":"Opzouten naar Syberi\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>En toen was het koud in Holland. Nog niet de tijd dus om de bloemetjes buiten te zetten, maar wat mij betreft tijd om alle criminelen buiten te zetten. Laat ze in deze kwellende temperaturen maar even ontwaken en nadenken, voor zover hun hersenen niet bevriezen, over hetgeen ze hebben gedaan. Hopelijk gaan ze dan nooit meer de fout in.<\/p>\n<p>Ooit was er een tijd waarbij men, als er bijvoorbeeld niet goed was gepresteerd op de Olympische spelen, je als Russische topsporter verbannen werd naar een strafkamp in Syberi\u00eb.<br \/>\nJe reinste flauwekul natuurlijk als je bedenkt dat dit alleen vanwege een niet tot het hoogste niveau behaalde sportprestatie was. En dat terwijl meedoen aan een Olympische Spelen al het hoogste niveau is.<br \/>\nOp zich vind ik het idee om een zeker soort menstype te lozen naar \u00e9\u00e9n van de 330 kampen in de kale, dorre en verschrikkelijk koude vlakten van Syberi\u00eb geen slecht idee. Zo ben ik het er met mezelf over eens dat sommige criminelen daar toch wel thuis horen. Sowieso bij zeer zware delicten vind ik dat een goed idee en hoef je deze mensen voor de verdere rest van hun leven niet meer te bedienen met alle gemakken die gevangenissen vandaag de dag bieden. In Syberi\u00eb kennen ze sinds 1628 dit soort onmenselijk onderkomen; precies datgene als antwoord op foute praktijken. Syberi\u00eb beslaat maar liefst 59 % van heel Rusland en heeft een extreem winterklimaat. Precies wat gevangenen nodig hebben, wat mij betreft.<br \/>\nOok vind ik dat niet-oorspronkelijke bewoners van dit klompenland, na een begaan crimineel feit meteen het land zouden moeten verlaten. En als het om een ernstig misdrijf zou gaan, zouden ze meteen  gedumpt moeten worden op de vuilnisbelt van criminelen in Syberi\u00eb. Je zou al blij hebben moeten zijn dat je in Nederland MOCHT komen wonen. \u00c9\u00e9n foutje maken en dan weg ermee; opzouten maar!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En toen was het koud in Holland. Nog niet de tijd dus om de bloemetjes buiten te zetten, maar wat mij betreft tijd om alle criminelen buiten te zetten. 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