{"id":5037,"date":"2022-03-08T20:01:28","date_gmt":"2022-03-08T19:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=5037"},"modified":"2023-09-02T10:37:28","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T08:37:28","slug":"unknown-talking-specie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/unknown-talking-specie\/","title":{"rendered":"What if I was an unknown talking specie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don&#8217;t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don&#8217;t talk; but one with legs, arms, head; you know the whole caboodle. Just like a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bfro.net\/\">Bigfoot<\/a>, but then different. And not hidden in some forest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"480\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 268 \/ 480;\" width=\"268\" controls poster=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/ECCE8915-EF3E-4A99-9C69-33F613C161A1.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/trim.4DBAC3CF-B535-4337-AEE9-72332A48E088.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Just like an alien, but we&#8217;ve never seen one so no judgement here. But then maybe prettier then aliens. Not that we would know if they&#8217;re ugly, but there seem to be drawings of them, and they really look awkward.<br>But what if I was born as a specie who was more awkward than aliens. And more awkward than my husband. Let&#8217;s test here if he read my blogs haha. Boohh!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What if they then would put me in a cage?! And then they should feed me and let people pay to come watch me. Just like in the zoo. But I could talk and then I would be name calling the visitors all day long. But they wouldn&#8217;t be scared at all because outside a cage the normal human specie would feel very powerful. Stupid people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or what if I was disguised as normal human being and I didnt tell you that I was some ugly unique creature who could talk and drive cars. It would be fun to scare people in the office by revealing your true identity. And then they told everybody about you, but since nobody else saw your true identity but this person; you would spin around with your index finger at the height of your forehead to them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It would be even more fun if you then should film the whole thing and put it on YouTube or Facethingy. But then you should have revealed your identity in front of the whole world. That would not be fun at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m very curious now if my husband starts to ask whether I am really a human being or something else. That is if he should read this stupid blog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>follow me on TikTok:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vm.tiktok.com\/ZM8oC7uem\/\">https:\/\/vm.tiktok.com\/ZM8oC7uem\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. 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