{"id":6545,"date":"2024-06-06T17:44:23","date_gmt":"2024-06-06T15:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=6545"},"modified":"2026-07-06T17:54:21","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T15:54:21","slug":"ik-heb-de-kleinste-breakdancer-ter-wereld-gedumpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/ik-heb-de-kleinste-breakdancer-ter-wereld-gedumpt\/","title":{"rendered":"Ik heb de kleinste Breakdancer ter wereld gedumpt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-vp_sm is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer-500x500.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6548\" style=\"width:350px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer-500x500.png 500w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer-160x160.png 160w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer-320x320.png 320w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/smallest-breakdancer.png 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ik woon in een huishouden waar we (nou ja, hun) geen levende wezens doden, wat het ook moge zijn. Niet eens aliens. En ook niet irritante piepkleine beestjes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dus ik heb op eigen risico vanochtend ff zo\u2019n irritant mini exemplaar gevangen die vrolijk op mijn gordijnen zat te dansen om te voorkomen dat dit gremlin-achtige tiep onze 3 Perzische (verwende) schatjes en ook nog een harig konijn zou opeten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Met een servet heb ik de langpotige indringer ff naar de prullenbak getransporteerd en hem daar veilig ingekieperd. Ik had hem (of haar of non-binary) natuurlijk ook gewoon buiten in de tuin kunnen dumpen of uit het raam kunnen laten stuiteren. Maarja in geval van de tuin had hij dan weer terug naar binnen kunnen lopen en in geval van het raam had hij dan op het hoofd van een irritant kind kunnen landen, wat misschien wel een stomme rechtszaak van een bijdehante ouder teweeg had kunnen brengen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Daar had ik dus allemaal ff geen zin in. Dus heb ik het beest gewoon in de prullenbak gemikt. Klaar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wordt ik nou gezien als torretjes-levens-be\u00ebindiger? Beschouw je dit nou als het doden van een dier, denken jullie? Dat denk ik toch niet, en ik ga mijn vredelievende familie ook niet lastigvallen met zulke voor-mij-grote-gevolgen-hebbende informatie alstublieft dankuwel. Want voor je het weet lig je (in dit geval ik) languit (gedwongen) in de vuilnisbak om &#8216;s werelds kleinste breakdancer er weer uit te halen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En dat staat nou niet bepaald op mijn verlanglijstje. Dus roddel het alsjeblieft niet door aan ze. Zelfs niet in gebarentaal. Alsjeblieft. Ik denk echt dat het beestje een mega tijd gaat hebben zodra hij in de vuilnishemel is beland. Echt waar. Einde verhaal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik woon in een huishouden waar we (nou ja, hun) geen levende wezens doden, wat het ook moge zijn. 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