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These pencils, yes, 50 years old or more; have outlasted the great glitter shortage, flip phones, the rise and fall of tamagotchi<\/a> empires, my questionable attempt at macram\u00e9 wall art.and my patience for modern pencils that break if you look at them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They\u2019ve been sharpened, dulled, chewed on, and ignored for decades, yet they still smell like nostalgia and sharpen like champions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Want to know their secret to immortality? Check out the full story: You Wouldn\u2019t Say, But These Pencils Are Really 50 Years Old (or older)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dutch Translation These pencils, yes, 50 years old or more; have outlasted the great glitter shortage, flip phones, the rise and fall of tamagotchi empires, my questionable attempt at macram\u00e9 wall art.and my patience...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6689,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1268,9,2,1],"tags":[1320,517,707,1319,591],"class_list":["post-6687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-flash-crap","category-this","category-crap","category-whos-gonna-read-this-anyway","tag-50-year-old-pencils","tag-blogging","tag-humour","tag-pencil-blog","tag-womanblogger"],"yoast_head":"\n50-Year-Old Pencils That Outlasted Great Glitter Shortage - 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