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English Translation<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Ripley's\"<\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

In geen miljoen jaar had ik ooit gedacht dat ik een octopus op de wereld zou zetten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je weet wel; zo\u2019n ding met tachtig armen en benen, of zijn het alleen armen, of alleen benen? Geen idee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2019t Ding is in staat om een miljoen dingen tegelijk doen. Zoals tanden poetsen en hun sokken aantrekken terwijl ze ook nog eens een volledig veganistisch diner bereiden. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

En terwijl hij dat allemaal doet, ook nog eens tien verschillende realistische kunstwerken tekent en schildert met al z\u2019n handen en voeten in het rond slingerend. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allemaal tegelijkertijd. Op hetzelfde moment. Alles tegelijk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maar wat ie ook kan, is op de een of andere manier, vergeten waar hij (of zij) z\u2019n\/d\u2019r telefoon heeft gelaten, terwijl ze die letterlijk in hun hand vasthoudt. Want multitasking is eigenlijk gewoon chaos met goede PR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zoals je waarschijnlijk al kon raden, was de daadwerkelijke bevalling een hel van een hel. En terug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ik ben nog steeds bezig met een boek hierover. Of beter gezegd, ik ben het nu in het Engels aan het vertalen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zelf. Dus het duurt even.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Best lang, zo blijkt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Om het ultra kort te houden: de Ripley\u2019s-gang heeft veel geluk dat ze die octopus in hun \u2018Believe It Or Not\u2019-boek hebben gezet. Anders hadden ze nu een boek met een groot, leeg stuk waar \u2018iets bijzonders\u2019 had moeten staan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nou, nu kan je dit even lezen<\/a> (als je interesse hebt).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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