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Soms wanneer ik een tweedehandswinkel binnenloop, worden vanuit \u2018t niets ineens mijn paranormale zintuigjes aangevallen door een hoeveelheid verdachte energie waar zelfs geesten waarschijnlijk ongemakkelijk van zouden worden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dan beland ik ongevraagd binnen een fractie van een seconde en een compleet onnodige spirituele noodsituatie totaal in een volledig bovennatuurlijk onderzoek naar alle objecten die daar maar rondslingeren (nou meestal wel netjes uitgestald hoor!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Blijkbaar schieten mijn psychic hersenlevels dan ineens omhoog naar een overactieve analyserende toestand en beginnen ze die hysterisch decoratieve objecten te scannen op emotionele schade, verdachte geschiedenis en mogelijke paranormale betrokkenheid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Het kan zelfs gebeuren dat ik af en toe een zwart gat in word gezogen en gelanceerd word door zeventien alternatieve dimensies waarin iedere versie van mij nog steeds probeert uit te zoeken waarom slakken zulke absurde hoeveelheden slijm produceren, wat me vervolgens doet afvragen of baby\u2019s niet gewoon gere\u00efncarneerde slakken zijn met een afschuwelijk emotioneel manipulerende aardappelhouding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Behalve dat dat totaal onmogelijk is, want die verdomde baby\u2019s hadden dan juist slakken moeten zijn in een vorig leven, om hardop jankend gek van te worden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maar goed; zet je oogballen open en lees mijn complete paranormale onderzoek hier.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In English Soms wanneer ik een tweedehandswinkel binnenloop, worden vanuit \u2018t niets ineens mijn paranormale zintuigjes aangevallen door een hoeveelheid verdachte energie waar zelfs geesten waarschijnlijk ongemakkelijk van zouden worden. 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