{"id":7048,"date":"2026-06-05T13:57:44","date_gmt":"2026-06-05T11:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=7048"},"modified":"2026-06-05T13:57:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-05T11:57:45","slug":"when-a-fly-terrorizes-your-suspicious-mung-bean-pea-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/when-a-fly-terrorizes-your-suspicious-mung-bean-pea-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"When a fly terrorizes your suspicious mung bean pea soup"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When you\u2019re sitting there at lunchtime like a complete lunatic aggressively slurping your self invented pea soup variant with disgusting mung beans because a filthy fly keeps circling your questionable appearance like a helicopter searching for a culinary war crime involving suspicious mung beans and you don\u2019t feel like getting infected by some kind of parasitic disaster bullshit because the creature keeps casually landing on the edge of your soup bowl to chill there extensively. No thank you, guess I\u2019ll just not enjoy my little soup then

Life is so much better without any periods and comma’s. And I do meant this in the broadest sense of the word.
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