{"id":7076,"date":"2026-06-08T10:10:57","date_gmt":"2026-06-08T08:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=7076"},"modified":"2026-06-08T10:11:39","modified_gmt":"2026-06-08T08:11:39","slug":"de-verborgen-geldslurpende-onderwereld-van-nederlandse-parkeergarages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/de-verborgen-geldslurpende-onderwereld-van-nederlandse-parkeergarages\/","title":{"rendered":"De Verborgen Geldslurpende Onderwereld Van Nederlandse Parkeergarages"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/the-most-hidden-urban-punishment-terminal-in-the-world\/\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/the-most-hidden-urban-punishment-terminal-in-the-world\/\">in English<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wanneer je gewoon naar je auto terugloopt in de parkeergarage op de vierde verdieping en je erachter komt dat je vergeten bent te betalen, maar je totaal geen idee hebt waar de bleeb de betaalmachine is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1020\" height=\"680\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-7078\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-1020x680.png\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-1020x680.png 1020w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-632x421.png 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-500x333.png 500w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-800x533.png 800w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5-1280x853.png 1280w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/188D363E-F3AD-4589-BB7E-41FDABE874B5.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1020px) 100vw, 1020px\" \/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ja klopt: bij gebrek aan bewijs heeft AI netjes een bijpassende afbeelding gemaakt. Goed van hem hoor<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dan begint ineens een wereldtour voor die verdomde parkeerbetaalmachine. Door de doolhof parkeergarage om die vervloekte machine te zoeken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dus eerst naar beneden: geen betaalmachine. Dan op de eerste verdieping zoeken rondzwervend met extra ogen op ons voorhoofd \u00e9n extra ogen in ons achterhoofd, maar nog steeds nergens ook maar in de buurt een ellendig betaalstation te vinden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tweede verdieping waar normaal de emotioneel labiele stroopwafelaccountants wonen, maar die waren verhuisd wegens ernstige collegiale zeikproblemen: geen krankzinnig duur parkeerapparaat te vinden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toen, met alle moed die we konden verzamelen, naar de derde verdieping waar we wat verdwaalde mayonaise op het plafond tegenkwamen. Ik wil niet weten wat hier gebeurd was, maar raad eens: niente geldvreetmachine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Na de derde machineloze verdieping kwamen we opnieuw aan op verdieping nummer 4, waar onze auto nog steeds geparkeerd stond te denken: als je het mij vraagt zijn die twee idioten compleet bijziend, want hoe kun je nou langs een gigantisch betaalcentrum lopen met een megabord erop waarop staat: betaal HIER stomme mensen, we hebben jullie geld nodig en snel ook!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">14 uur (of 14 minuten) later waren we nog steeds aan het zoeken en was ik zelfs alweer vergeten waar ik eigenlijk naar zocht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toen besloten we weer naar beneden te gaan, niemand weet waarom, want waarom in hemelsnaam zou je denken dat je daar ineens een geldslurpende machine zou vinden nadat je al kruipend over de vloer elk muizenhol en elke verdachte stofhoek had ge\u00efnspecteerd als twee zielige voortijdige schoolverlaters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En dan naar beneden gaan en erachter komen dat jij (en echtgenoot ook!) al die tijd slaapwandelend langs dat verdachte betaalapparaat bent gelopen. Ja slapend, want hoe kun je anders een gigantisch betaalafstrafsysteem niet zien als je volkomen wakker bent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alsof dat nog niet diep verontrustend genoeg was, komt vervolgens het moment waarop je geen idee hebt hoe je in dronken hamstersnaam ooit weer uit die stomme achterlijke garage moet komen (of misschien waren wij gewoon achterlijk), omdat je alleen maar verder omhoog kunt blijven rijden, waarna je erachter komt dat je toch maar moet omdraaien en de parkeergarage zo smal is dat je de kont van je auto nauwelijks kunt keren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maar goed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">#wehebbenhettochoverleefd<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in English Wanneer je gewoon naar je auto terugloopt in de parkeergarage op de vierde verdieping en je erachter komt dat je vergeten bent te betalen, maar je totaal geen idee hebt waar de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7078,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1256,1255,1561,1364,9,2,1],"tags":[1669,1668,1676,1673,1671,1679,1666,1667,1672,1663,1670,1674,1665,1664,1662,1678,1675],"class_list":["post-7076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-chaos","category-disturbed-brain","category-overstimulated-humans-anonymous","category-thing-that-made-me-stare","category-this","category-crap","category-whos-gonna-read-this-anyway","tag-dagelijkse-chaos","tag-dagelijkse-onzin","tag-echtpaar","tag-geldautomaten","tag-geldmachine","tag-genx","tag-openbare-parkeergarage","tag-openbare-parkeergarages","tag-parkeer-geldautomaat","tag-parkeer-problemen","tag-parkeerautomaat","tag-parkeerautomaten","tag-parkeergarage","tag-parkeergarages","tag-parkeren","tag-suf-echtpaar","tag-sukkels"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - 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