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How suddenly your beautiful destroyed nailclipper ends up somewhat semi-viral on the socials, but gets zero attention as official (destroyed) nailclipper!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She should have been famous for this, but instead people started arguing with me about the verb \u2018destroy\u2019 and that the actual state of the disturbing being of the clipper is not \u2018broken\u2019 and should have been \u2018disassembled\u2019 or \u2018deconstructed\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But you don\u2019t understand people who read my unbelievable disturbing what-now-again nonsense; it was not \u2018broken\u2019. It was just destroyed! And it totally deconstructed itself in a sec!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I hadn\u2019t even started clipping yet. The nail clipper simply looked at my nails they were not even involved yet and booomm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Destroyed itself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I rest my case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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