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In conclaaf met mezelf (gebeurt laatste tijd vrij vaak) over wel of niet kijken naar die rijke balletjesgraaiers op dat groene veld om 22u. Normaal ga ik dan slapen, want anders ben ik de volgende dag een doorgedraaide overspannen bitterbal die 3 hersencellen moeten gaan aansturen om resterende nonsens van de dag moet zien te behepstukken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ga ik vooraf ff slapie zoals 100jarigen doen? Om vervolgens stoned om 22u weer wakker te worden en de ervaring heb dat ik dan echt totaal geen zin meer heb in die oranje idioten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dus misschien wordt dat t toch niet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Een dutje zoals 80jarige doen? Wat bij mij resulteert in wakkerblijven, en dus totaal geen nut heeft, wil je dan nog een bal kunnen onderscheiden van een scheidsrechtersfluitje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nou lijkt er dus ernstig op dat ik helemaal niet ga kijken, zodat ik morgen nog gewoon weet wie ik ben, afvragend waarom ik in hemelsnaam niet heb gekeken naar 22 sportieve miljardairs die doen alsof ze weten hoe t spelletje werkt, maar in realiteit gewoon achter elkaars salaris aan rennen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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