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You never are going to believe this, but after a thousand years I am totally going to uncode SIAFW for you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And to make sure you\u2019re not immediately going to insanely freak out from it and everybody starts hyperventilating over the title; I\u2019m gonna spell it out for you into a 14-hour extended blog edition nobody survives emotionally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or more like a 2 minute read, but I wanted to scare the crap out of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Remember: \u2018SIAFW\u2019; you might have seen it somewhere flying around in the chaos-certified unsupervised categories of my ever so disturbing and hard to proces blogs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SIAFW is a suspicious, challenging and insanely rebellious title that developed itself in my mind and daily rambling articulations during a chromic amount of deeply unnecessary circus-level inconvenience situations the universe threw uninvited in my poor little face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Surviving in a Fake World<\/a> is my absurd, chaotic, emotionally scrambled, deeply observant and hyperbolic memoir-universe about coping (read surviving) the fact that they dumped me on this retarded earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With its many alarming useless and sometimes professionally stupid daily life events and as if that wasn\u2019t yet enough: coping with weird suspicious and mostly confused human beings who in a time frame of 30 years totally and most of all insanely have transformed into overstimulated, brand-building, screen-staring confused zombies pretending everything is completely normal while leaking escaped braincell drip out of their right ear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The book that shows a random confused and ocassionally screaming at nothing, reincarnation victim female person. How to handle reality with approximately three functioning braincells and being forced to coexist in one nervous system with an emotionally manipulative chaos entity and unresolved memories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This everything but spectacular book full of moronic, confusing, uproarious linkage of idiocy and side-splitting events, can totally become your live survival archive especially if you\u2019re already a WiFi-dependent organism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It somewhere, maybe, hopefully teaches you how to remain yourself in this survival universe nobody asked for while conquering a thousand daily obstacles without becoming witness of the gradual collapse of your remaining patience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In other words: to prevent you from smacking people along your ridiculous life journey, I\u2019ll present you with non ethical other absurd coping mechanisms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The book<\/a> is full of absurd, I mean alternative survival techniques, dubious human tolerance strategies, rebellious methods for surviving society without biting someone (yes I did).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I tested it all just for you, just dig in and maybe signup for the waitinglist.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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