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Today Rajacenna has become 12 years old!<\/p>\n\n\n

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She woke up with the ultimate Dutch birthday present: approximately 4 confused snowflakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ofcourse this little bit of snow is nothing compared to 50 years ago where apparently back then children had to crawl through 17 kilometers of snowstorms to school while fighting frozen bicycle chains and frozen ear and finger parts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We like the snow very much so a microscopic layer of winter confusion with every little snow flake makes us happy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It probably will turn into a wet sidewalk depression in 8 minutes or so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She went to school and treated unhealthy yummies there for the last time, because next year she will go to highschool and then automatically will turn into a grown-up who probably know things about math and society.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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