{"id":7224,"date":"2026-07-25T11:10:52","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T09:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=7224"},"modified":"2026-07-25T11:34:35","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T09:34:35","slug":"er-staat-hier-dus-een-rode-koe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/er-staat-hier-dus-een-rode-koe\/","title":{"rendered":"Er staat hier dus een rode koe"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/so-theres-a-red-cow-here\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/so-theres-a-red-cow-here\/\">English<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1020\" height=\"1360\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-1020x1360.jpg\" alt=\"rode koe\" class=\"wp-image-7225\" style=\"width:433px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-1020x1360.jpg 1020w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-632x843.jpg 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-500x667.jpg 500w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-800x1067.jpg 800w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-1280x1707.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6068-2-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1020px) 100vw, 1020px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">rode koe<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Volstrekt nutteloze observatie uit Schipluiden:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er staat hier dus een rode koe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Helemaal rood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Waarom?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geen idee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heeft iemand op enig moment gezegd: weet je wat hier nog ontbreekt? Een knalrode koe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En heeft vervolgens iemand anders gezegd: JA. PRECIES. DOE MAAR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Waarom is die koe rood?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was een gewone koe niet voldoende?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maarja wat is normaal he?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Denkt even na.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gaat weer verder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wie heeft hier naar gekeken en gedacht: nee. Dit mist iets. Verf. Heel veel rode verf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nou heb ik in mijn 60-jarige bestaan best een redelijke hoeveelheid koeien voorbij zien komen, maar voor zover ik weet horen die niet rood te zijn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dus nu wil ik weten wie dit heeft gedaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Niet omdat het niet mag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Van mij mag een koe alle kleuren van de Gamma-kleurenwaaier hebben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maar iemand heeft hier ooit bewust gestaan en gedacht: weet je wat. Rood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En niemand heeft dit tegengehouden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dat is op z\u2019n zachtst gezegd zorgwekkend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had die persoon teveel rode verf over in zijn schuurtje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of dacht hij: ik hou van rood. De hele wereld moet rood geverfd worden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dat staat leuk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En waarom heeft ze een rare buzzer om?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Punt \u00e9\u00e9n: Kan die \u00fcberhaupt wel buzzen,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twee: ze gaat nergens heen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ten derde: hoort daar niet een koeienbel te zitten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En hoe zit dat met die knokkelige kont. Of is dat een koeienuiting van schoonheid?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lijkt mij dat dat beestje iets meer pizza moet eten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of een biefstukje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10 stuks ofzo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Medium rare gebakken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vind hem, want elk beest is in mijn hersenen een hij en hem om onverklaarbare redenen, er wel enigszins treurig uitzien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heeft hijzij het hier niet naar zijn zin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zitten z\u2019n longen vol met uitlaatgassen van voorbij rijdend verkeer.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1020\" height=\"1360\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-1020x1360.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7236\" style=\"width:204px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-1020x1360.jpg 1020w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-632x843.jpg 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-500x667.jpg 500w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-800x1067.jpg 800w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-1280x1707.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6073-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1020px) 100vw, 1020px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mist hij een vriendje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hebben ze zijn kindjes afgenomen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Staat ie daar op de slacht te wachten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heeft dat beest een naam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Henk? Betsie? Calafandra? Pedro \u00e0 La Carte? Rode Koe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was Henk Betsie het ermee eens om zo rood als een tomaat gesmeerd te worden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Staat hijzijhun daar \u2019s nachts ook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wordt ie dan nooit eens een keer gestolen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dat iemand midden in de nacht die langsrijdt, denkt: kom ik gooi dat ding eens op mn dak. Misschien levert het nog wat op op Marktplaats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Weet de echte koe op de achtergrond hiervan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is ze werknemer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Krijgt ze pauze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kan me zo voorstellen dat rode koe zijn best vermoeiend kan zijn en speciale verantwoordelijkheden met zich mee brengt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wie verzorgt haar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wie poetst haar vuurrode vacht dan zo glanzend op.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En waarom kijkt niemand hier verder van op?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nou de koe blijft rood. Ik ga weer verder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>English Volstrekt nutteloze observatie uit Schipluiden: Er staat hier dus een rode koe. Ja. Helemaal rood. Waarom? Geen idee. 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