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Dutch<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n

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\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

So here I am.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I think, for about 6.4 seconds, I’ll just pull over for a bit and enjoy the view.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That enormous field, 38 sheep on standby, a few clouds casually hanging around and for a moment you think you might actually manage to think about absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But that’s obviously a joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s so quiet here. I can actually hear myself thinking, which was kind of the exact opposite of the plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why the hell do I have to work every single day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why is that one sheep standing so ridiculously far away from the others?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did they have a fight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did they block him?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Turns out it’s not all that different from the human world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why are those stupid fences in my view?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How long does it actually take them to eat an entire field?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, I’d better hurry up and absorb all this (fake) peace and quiet because we’ve got to get moving again. Back to the chaos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did I become even slightly more relaxed?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Okay then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe next time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This wasn’t exactly how I imagined it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I thought: field. Sheep. Clouds. Peace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Turns out that when the rest of the world finally shuts the hell up, my own brain just starts yelling instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Does it really have to?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am I seriously standing here wasting my time for nothing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And those sheep are probably thinking, why is that ridiculous bathtub standing over there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Great. As if my already crappy reputation needed any more help.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Onwards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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