{"id":7292,"date":"2026-08-07T14:48:21","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T12:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=7292"},"modified":"2026-08-07T14:48:30","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T12:48:30","slug":"your-own-tiny-portable-personality-disorder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/your-own-tiny-portable-personality-disorder\/","title":{"rendered":"Your own tiny portable personality disorder"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/ik-heb-een-draagbare-persoonlijkheidsstoornis-gekocht\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/ik-heb-een-draagbare-persoonlijkheidsstoornis-gekocht\/\">Dutch<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9381.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"668\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9381.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7286\" style=\"width:264px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9381.jpg 668w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9381-632x969.jpg 632w, https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_9381-500x766.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 668px) 100vw, 668px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Mini aquarelset<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Breaking news: I bought a portable personality disorder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m starting to become seriously concerned about artists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normal people put keys, a wallet and maybe a sandwich in their bag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Artists?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They voluntarily walk around carrying a complete emergency kit in case they\u2019re suddenly overcome by an uncontrollable urge to immortalize a tree, a duck or a suspicious-looking blade of grass right there on the spot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then apparently someone thought:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou know what\u2019s still missing? A paint box the size of a breadcrumb.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naturally, my brain thought this was an excellent idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because imagine being on your way to the supermarket when you\u2019re suddenly struck by an acute creative panic attack and there isn\u2019t any watercolor paint available within a twelve-metre radius.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obviously, you can\u2019t take that risk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So nowadays there\u2019s a tiny wooden box that can hold approximately one complete artist identity crisis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naturally, I investigated just how serious this condition has become.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it\u2019s pretty serious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Read more:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-the-journaling-magazine wp-block-embed-the-journaling-magazine\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"giveasap-video-container\"><blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"BkDTvTzxAp\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thejournalingmagazine.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/04\/your-own-tiny-portable-personality-disorder\/\">Your own tiny portable personality disorder<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cYour own tiny portable personality disorder\u201d \u2014 The Journaling Magazine\" src=\"https:\/\/thejournalingmagazine.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/04\/your-own-tiny-portable-personality-disorder\/embed\/#?secret=l9sWXfxqbO#?secret=BkDTvTzxAp\" data-secret=\"BkDTvTzxAp\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dutch Breaking news: I bought a portable personality disorder. I\u2019m starting to become seriously concerned about artists. Normal people put keys, a wallet and maybe a sandwich in their bag. Artists? 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