{"id":7334,"date":"2026-09-06T11:20:22","date_gmt":"2026-09-06T09:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=7334"},"modified":"2026-09-06T11:20:24","modified_gmt":"2026-09-06T09:20:24","slug":"something-has-fallen-out-of-the-sky-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/something-has-fallen-out-of-the-sky-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Something has fallen out of the sky here"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Something has fallen out of the sky here.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Yes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So there are two miserable elongated-ish creepy stones lying here randomly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exactly in the spot in the little flowerbed where a beautiful plant is supposed to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where is that plant?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it lying flattened underneath them now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do I need to call for backup to get him or her out from underneath them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For all I know, that plant also has children and those little plant children are sitting neatly at the plant table waiting for mommy or daddy to come home to eat some seeds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It would be extremely sad if those little plant children were about to become plant orphans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe they already are, but they don\u2019t even know it yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who is going to tell them then?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m just a passerby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On my way, loaded down with coffee, to manage a completely empty square in search of new coffee customers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What am I doing here. After 37 years you should know by now that Mondays are the most worthless day in the existence of hospitality entrepreneurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway. The duo stones. Which apparently fell out of the sky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Although that apparently isn\u2019t certain yet, eh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I\u2019m assuming it. So almost apparently. Sort of.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are they married?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why are they lying there side by side then?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did they come down together?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did they already know each other before the fall?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or was one of them lying there first and the other thought: hey, move over, I want to lie there too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why exactly are there two of them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where is stone three?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did they have a fight with a bigger boulder and leave together?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are these even stones or two extremely badly camouflaged extraterrestrial devices waiting until everyone has gone to bed?<\/p>\n\n\n

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Why are they lying so neatly next to each other anyway, as if someone said: you two stay here until further notice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And what about that white stuff lying next to them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have they been snorting something?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Laundry detergent?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spelt flour?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can\u2019t just do that!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That white stuff could blow into someone else\u2019s face later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t think you want that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So who is going to solve this mystery then?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not me again. I\u2019m not an inspector. I\u2019m just a simple observerspector who has been documenting everything under the sun since time immemorial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But now I\u2019m stuck with a completely unsolved duo-stone incident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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