Je Favoriete Chaotische Koppel is Terug!
Englisch translation Mensjes van het internet, maak je klaar want het meest epische, chaotische en hot-mess koppel van het universum is TERUG na een miljard jaar van radiostilte. Ja, je leest het goed. We...
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Your Favorite Chaotic Couple is Back!
Dutch translation People of the Internet, brace yourselves because the universe’s most epically chaotic, hot-mess couple is BACK from what can only be described as a billion years of radio silence. Yep, you read...
From Diva to Disaster in Days
Dutch translation Okay, people. Let’s talk about my latest foray into floral folly. My husband snagged this GORGEOUS dahlia at the market last week. We’re talking a showstopper, blooms the size of my head...
Van Diva naar Drama in Dagen
Engelse vertaling Oké mensen, laten we het ff hebben over mijn nieuwste bloementafereel. Mijn man scoorde vorige week deze PRACHTIGE dahlia op de markt. We hebben ‘t over een spektakelstuk, met bloemen zo groot...
Zijn Mungbonen levensreddende kleine monsters?
English translation Mungbonen, ‘wat in hemelsnaam zijn Mungbonen’; was de allereerste reactie die ik had toen ik half dood in mijn bed lag in de zomer van 2013. Dat jaar zou mijn persoonlijke geschiedenisboek...
Are Mung beans life saving little monsters?
Dutch translation Mung beans, ‘what the Bleep are Mung beans’; was the very first ever reaction I had when I sat half dead in my bed in the summer of 2013. That particular year...
When Your Ultra-Smart Husband Thinks He’s Superman
When your ultra smart husband thinks he’s Superman and can walk down an insane long staircase with 3600 bags of empty bottles, sacks of old paper, waste boxes, an old barrel organ, a stack...
Wanneer Je Ultraslimme Echtgenoot Denkt dat Hij Superman is
English version Wanneer je ultraslimme echtgenoot denkt dat ie superman is en een megalange trap af kan af lopen met 3600 tassen met lege flessen, zakken met oud papier, afvaldozen, een oud draaiorgel, een...
I Identify as Stuttering Incoherent Canary
I feel like I owe you an apology for being such a chaotic babble aunty. Not that I owe you one; it’s more that I owe myself one. Its me not you. When I...
Decoding My Cryptic Celesta-Menu Changes
What’s Behind the Celesta-Menu Shift Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t: but my Celesta-menu has changed a tiny bit. It’s not that shocking; but if you know what’s behind it; it maybe well could...
Unearthed Identity: Embracing My Inner F1 Hybrid Radish Ego
F1 When you suddenly discover you were a vegetable all along It’s not that I really always wanted to be one. But you know; you can change your mind on things. Sometimes. Sometimes. I’m...
Cat Fly Swatting Masters
Cat’s Ultimate Fly Swatting Skills Cats are the ultimate live fly swatting masters did you know? If you have three cats; there is noo way that you (if you were a fly) are going...
Genetic Mystery: Navigating the Unknowns of Parental DNA Contributions
When you’re not exactly sure what in the bleep for DNA you passed on to your daughter while I’m still trying to figure out if I accidentally downloaded the “Clumsy Gene” app instead of...
The Freedom Head Barbecue
And then came the moment of the freedom head barbecue you never thought would came; but apparently it did on Liberation Day May 5, during the national freedom feast of the Netherlands. Allthough I...
Drawing 4 photorealistic portraits with 2 hands at the same time
Time for a little daughter-info. If your brain can’t handle complicated and bizar I-have-no-word-for-this; then read some of my idiot blogs. If it’s alright with your soup-mess; then proceed to read the following on...
How would it have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse
Do you ever fantasize how it would have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse?That is without the knowledge of being family. Just like in ‘Back to the...
Getting on my nerves
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
When You’re Utterly Terrified Of Celebrities
I’ve been around for half a century (and six years) and besides thousands of boys bands and mixed bands, there have been little girls pop groups in the world that I have been aware...
This video shows me lying
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
Beating up your friends house
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
