Apparently I’m No Longer Trusted Around Insects
Dutch language So my family has apparently caught wind of my blog and, sure enough, I have now been presented with a turbo insect terminator that supposedly does not send tiny creatures straight to...
Category: Evidence I Should Not Be Left Unsupervised
A highly questionable archive of absurd observations, emotionally unstable good mornings, chaotic life moments, overdramatic incidents, accidental philosophy, with nervous breakdown energy and undeniable proof that adult supervision should probably have been arranged years ago
How to destroy a nail clipper within 1 second
Dutch How suddenly your beautiful destroyed nailclipper ends up somewhat semi-viral on the socials, but gets zero attention as official (destroyed) nailclipper! She should have been famous for this, but instead people started arguing...
Hoe sloop ik een nagelknipper binnen 1 seconde
English Hoe je prachtig ogende gesloopte nagelknipper ineens een soort semi-viraal ding wordt op social media, maar vervolgens nul aandacht krijgt als officieel (gesloopt) nagelknippertje! Ze had eigenlijk hiervoor beroemd moeten worden, maar in...
Racing past the supermarket entrance flap doors
Yesterday was once again a fine example of please do not rely on the few remaining braincells still held together with duct tape and was I insanely speed-pushing memyself and 86-year-old mother in wheelchair...
Disturbed Lunatic Caressing a Piece of Ordinary Cardboard
Yesterday my last three functioning brain cells collectively decided I could no longer tell the difference between ridiculously luxurious design-like felt panels and a completely ordinary white cardboard box at the home improvement store...
Staircase vs Human: A Scientific Update
Evidence I should not be left unsupervised. Today the universe once again tested how many toes a human can realistically break at the same time while walking up a staircase. The answer currently appears...
I Dumped the World’s Tiniest Breakdancer
I live in a household where we (rather they) don’t kill living creatures whatever they may be. Not even aliens. Also not the obnoxious tiniest peepy, squeaky bug. So I caught one on my...
