Kijk uit voor de sneaky hersenspoeler
English Live vanuit het steeds verdachter wordende observatiecentrum: meet Bernard, die elke maand op m’n raam komt tikken om mijn mentale toestand ff te testen en of ik mentaal nog geschikt ben voor deelname...
Category: Goodmorning From The Mental Drain
Good morning messages transmitted directly from the emotional demolition zone, the mental washing machine and the overloaded nervous system. Includes caffeine emergencies despite having become allergic to coffee somehow down the road, existential confusion, slight exhaustion and cheerful attempts to function like a normal human being before noon
Staying fit with your annoying kid be like…
Dutch In the name of de-phoning, I made my own variant from destressing, sometimes you have to snatch your child away from screens you know. You totally have to drag them in completely unnecessary...
Fit blijven met je demonische kind be like…
English In naam van het ont-mobielen heb ik mijn eigen variant op ontstressen bedacht, want soms moet je je kind gewoon van die gekke schermpjes wegrukken weet je. Je moet ze compleet meesleuren in...
I don’t trust her whatsoever
Good morning from the idiotic parallel universe; somewhere in a deeply concerning location exists a version of me making responsible decisions, but honestly I don’t trust her whatsoever
