How to destroy a nail clipper within 1 second
How suddenly your beautiful destroyed nailclipper ends up somewhat semi-viral on the socials, but gets zero attention as official (destroyed) nailclipper!
She should have been famous for this, but instead people started arguing with me about the verb ‘destroy’ and that the actual state of the disturbing being of the clipper is not ‘broken’ and should have been ‘disassembled’ or ‘deconstructed’.
But you don’t understand people who read my unbelievable disturbing what-now-again nonsense; it was not ‘broken’. It was just destroyed! And it totally deconstructed itself in a sec!!
And I hadn’t even started clipping yet. The nail clipper simply looked at my nails they were not even involved yet and booomm.
Destroyed itself.
I rest my case.
