Welcome to the kid-slurping machine
Who put that here?
I’m spotting this highly ultimate kid-slurping machine which will eat all of your disturbing annoying kids for free.
So the tiny wriggling screech-creatures can never return to their hysterically beeping screen-addiction boxes again.
Notice the happy cow on the side of the huge inflatable dancing thing who doesn’t seem that happy at all, which I totally understand.
And is definitely a tragic result of all those screaming creepy still under construction people, jumping up and down in his stomache.
Which of course cause immense nausea for the poor cow, but never mind: the insane inflatable emotionally effected trampoline cow has still 8 other stomaches.
Or were there only 3?
Can’t remember.
Anyway; apparently somehow we collectively agreed that launching unfinished humans into the stomach of a giant cow is somehow a recreational activity.
If one day this thing suddenly burps out 43 toddlers wearing one Croc and carrying half a pancake, don’t say nobody warned you.
