Staircase vs Human: A Scientific Update
Evidence I should not be left unsupervised. Today the universe once again tested how many toes a human can realistically break at the same time while walking up a staircase. The answer currently appears...
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Kattenlogica 101: paleis overvloed, kies gewoon een doos
Voor iedereen die nog nooit een levend wezen met een zwik snorharen heeft aangeschaft en ook nog eens communiceert met krijsend gemiauw: deze ultramini-blog is speciaal voor jou! Voordat je ooit verliefd wordt op...
Cat Logic 101: Build a palace, choose a box
For those who never ever before acquired a living animal with a bunch of whiskers and speaks in screeching meows: this ultra mini blog is for you! Before ever fall in love with a...
An octopus came out of my belly
Dutch Translation Never in a million years I would have thought, I would be giving birth to an actual Octopus. You know; the one with a ton of arms and legs: or are they...
Ik heb een octopus gebaard…
English Translation In geen miljoen jaar had ik ooit gedacht dat ik een octopus op de wereld zou zetten. Je weet wel; zo’n ding met tachtig armen en benen, of zijn het alleen armen,...
50-Year-Old Pencils That Outlasted Great Glitter Shortage
Dutch Translation These pencils, yes, 50 years old or more; have outlasted the great glitter shortage, flip phones, the rise and fall of tamagotchi empires, my questionable attempt at macramé wall art.and my patience...
50 Jaar Oude Potloden Die De Grote Glittertekorten Overleefden
English Translation Deze potloden, zijn 50 jaar oud (of zelfs ouder); hebben de grote glittertekorten, fliptelefoons, de opkomst en ondergang van de tamagotchi-empires, mijn twijfelachtige poging tot macramé-wandkunst en mijn geduld voor moderne potloden...
From Diva to Disaster in Days
Dutch translation Okay, people. Let’s talk about my latest foray into floral folly. My husband snagged this GORGEOUS dahlia at the market last week. We’re talking a showstopper, blooms the size of my head...
Van Diva naar Drama in Dagen
Engelse vertaling Oké mensen, laten we het ff hebben over mijn nieuwste bloementafereel. Mijn man scoorde vorige week deze PRACHTIGE dahlia op de markt. We hebben ‘t over een spektakelstuk, met bloemen zo groot...
I Dumped the World’s Tiniest Breakdancer
I live in a household where we (rather they) don’t kill living creatures whatever they may be. Not even aliens. Also not the obnoxious tiniest peepy, squeaky bug. So I caught one on my...
Ik heb de kleinste Breakdancer ter wereld gedumpt
Ik woon in een huishouden waar we (nou ja, hun) geen levende wezens doden, wat het ook moge zijn. Niet eens aliens. En ook niet irritante piepkleine beestjes. Dus ik heb op eigen risico...
Decoding My Cryptic Celesta-Menu Changes
What’s Behind the Celesta-Menu Shift Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t: but my Celesta-menu has changed a tiny bit. It’s not that shocking; but if you know what’s behind it; it maybe well could...
Unearthed Identity: Embracing My Inner F1 Hybrid Radish Ego
F1 When you suddenly discover you were a vegetable all along It’s not that I really always wanted to be one. But you know; you can change your mind on things. Sometimes. Sometimes. I’m...
The Freedom Head Barbecue
And then came the moment of the freedom head barbecue you never thought would came; but apparently it did on Liberation Day May 5, during the national freedom feast of the Netherlands. Allthough I...
Getting on my nerves
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
This video shows me lying
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
When bread destroys you and naked oat abandons you
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
People will remain stupid until the end of time
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was an unknown talking specie
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Kim Kardashian begging for food
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her...
