I’ve got my Black Hooligan Snot Camouflage; which makes me look like a mentally deficient moron
Amazing accurate but snotty review of this smelly, suffocating, crime-fashion Black-Hooligan-Snot-Camouflage-outfit thing
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Giant killing Frisbee flew around to destroy our window and snatch my head
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
Attic full of inspector ghosts
The whole week turned out to become a week of all horrific dead bear sounds, sucking iPhone battery ghosts, creepy feelings and flying illuminated bulgy eyes all over the place.
Fake Christmas botox long ear rabbit
Daughter sent me a DM with this pic of a long ear rabbit. Thing. Looks like a tremendously depressed pet who flew too much and now his ears need some time out or even...
Caught in the Christmas shop
Rough copy of casual situation when I went into the Christmas shop while husband is getting the car to go home.
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
When your husband is a (clumsy) thief
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
When you’re busy and don’t know what the Blieb you’re texting
Sometimes when I read back what I texted people, IF I text people at all, because I hate texting and I hate useless conversations, but if I do I often think by myself ‘what...
My family wants me to dress like a retarded gnome gangster
I am the type of person who has got this ‘fragile-sinus-construction-glued-to-her-face’ kind of girl (or meanwhile maybe it is middle aged woman) and gets sick whenever the cold air is in town or whenever...
To split or not to split up a 17min-read blog?
I just wrote a 17min-read blog with 4584 words; should I split it up or not?
Juicy glass of boiled e-coli chlorine tapwater
E-coli hysteria in town Since four days I live in a city (80.000) where people overnight in front of supermarkets, accelerate their shopping trolleys to knock over their fellow citizen and aim for the...
KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS?
2009 was the year the world became richer with a young (16y) artist prodigy. This wonder talent, as the media calls her, happened to be my daughter Rajacenna. At the age of sixteen out of...
1997: Gratis culinaire hapjes wegsnaaien op de Horecava
Inmiddels waren we uitgegroeid tot echte koffie-experts en hadden we een goede neus en smaakpapillen voor de verschillende koffiesmaken gekregen. Door het dagelijks vele proeven, kenden we bijna alle merken koffie qua smaak en...
1996 (23 jr ondernemen)
gedeelte uit 1996 (23 jr ondernemen) Één wand reserveerden we geheel aan tweede hands (professionele) espressomachines; we verkochten veel nieuwe machines en dus namen we altijd de oude espressomachines in. Dit bracht nogal een...
Wanneer ben je ondernemer?
1989 was het jaar dat ik samen met mijn echtgenoot zelfstandig ondernemer werd. We waren toen allebei 23 jaar en in die tijd was ondernemen op die leeftijd nog een zeldzaamheid. Als je überhaupt...
Fan van de dader
toevoeging 23jr ondernemen 1995 Toen ik op een middag thuis mijn werk aan het doen was, kreeg ik een telefoontje van mijn moeder met een kletsnieuwtje dat er het afgelopen weekend een of andere...
Allround shitten
Ook ik maak me deze week schuldig aan een gezonde nieuwsgierigheid of we deze winter dan toch echt weer die tocht der tochten gaan houden. Het komt per slot van rekening niet al te...
