Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
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We went in the cave as crazy girls; we got out (thank god) as even more crazier
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
How to exclude your hidden psychic eye when you are in Tarot business
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up realizing you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
I’m a professional SnotHead
(Quote credit: Quotefancy) Some families have great family traditions like Family Singing Time, Family Game slash movie Night, Meteor Watching Parties or dancing the hula hoop. And ofcourse one of the most famous ones:...
You got me confused James!
Is everything alright James? Are you maybe slightly a bit sicky? Do I need to call you? What have I done to you? Is it my nose? Or maybe I’m too crazy? Or because I know Justin Bieber. I don’t know. How can we solve this?
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Blue Check Mark followed me
So once in a while I feel very important on Twitter. I should be; I am there since the last 10 years. I am a total Twitter-veteran with the lowest Tweet volume ever. Anyway...
Giant killing Frisbee flew around to destroy our window and snatch my head
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
When your husband is a (clumsy) thief
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
My family wants me to dress like a retarded gnome gangster
I am the type of person who has got this ‘fragile-sinus-construction-glued-to-her-face’ kind of girl (or meanwhile maybe it is middle aged woman) and gets sick whenever the cold air is in town or whenever...
Don’t take life too serious; including your selfies
Do you ever ask yourself, between taking selfies, what Life exactly is meant for? Do you dare to read further? Well if you don’t: be sure to stumble today and take the most viral picture ever while lying with you nose in a turd. Success.
