In 1989, voordat internet bestond en voordat iedere peuter al een startupmindset en een podcast had, besloten Jaco en ik op de een of andere manier dat het een volkomen redelijke levenskeuze zou zijn...
Dutch Translation These pencils, yes, 50 years old or more; have outlasted the great glitter shortage, flip phones, the rise and fall of tamagotchi empires, my questionable attempt at macramé wall art.and my patience...
English Translation Deze potloden, zijn 50 jaar oud (of zelfs ouder); hebben de grote glittertekorten, fliptelefoons, de opkomst en ondergang van de tamagotchi-empires, mijn twijfelachtige poging tot macramé-wandkunst en mijn geduld voor moderne potloden...
What’s Behind the Celesta-Menu Shift Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t: but my Celesta-menu has changed a tiny bit. It’s not that shocking; but if you know what’s behind it; it maybe well could...
When you’re not exactly sure what in the bleep for DNA you passed on to your daughter while I’m still trying to figure out if I accidentally downloaded the “Clumsy Gene” app instead of...
Do you ever fantasize how it would have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse?That is without the knowledge of being family. Just like in ‘Back to the...
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
So if anybody should know when or when not to keep yourself save from Corona-madness wearing twenty layers of face mask or not; It definitely for 800% would be me. Trust me. I have a 27 year long history of immune system deficiency retardation.
Imagine snooping around in a curiosity store and getting attacked by the most annoying seller ever. Most fanatic, most ambitious and most annoying seller I’ve ever seen Do you remember my blog about my...
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
Are you bored in these confusing times? After reading my ridiculous boring blog you maybe are able to solve it. Otherwise you’ll grow bzzzrammagftufts
So I’m back to my old job again, but now it’s actually me in front of the camera’s; which I’m not very sure if that’s a good idea. I interviewed a ton of celebs...
The most discussed cow ever in the history of the Netherlands
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
(Quote credit: Quotefancy) Some families have great family traditions like Family Singing Time, Family Game slash movie Night, Meteor Watching Parties or dancing the hula hoop. And ofcourse one of the most famous ones:...
Is everything alright James? Are you maybe slightly a bit sicky? Do I need to call you? What have I done to you? Is it my nose? Or maybe I’m too crazy? Or because I know Justin Bieber. I don’t know. How can we solve this?
