The disturbing brainwasher
Live from the increasingly suspicious observation center: meet Bernard, who every month comes knocking to my window to test how my mental state is and and whether I’m still mentally qualified to participate in society.
And if I’m not lucky I’ll experience a giant mechanical sea broom spitting at me. It then will try to completely wash my total brain out, but it totally doesn’t know what it’s doing, because if I’m, by chance, totally sane at a particular moment (that happens) and I have finally become mentally stable: the stupid thing immediately appears to prevent further progress.
So be prepared: don’t accidentally make eye contact with it, it totally will flush out all your remaining braincells.
The cats are watching these attacks like: yes this confirms our concerns about humans
